Softball/Baseball

Hi, it’s me, again. Ms. RebelGirl. Yes, I have thought of another offensive-to-a-woman subject. Here’s a hint: Hey batter, batter, hey batter, batter, Sw-ing. That’s right, Baseball.
Okay everyone knows that, in the major, minor, and little league, only boys are allowed to play baseball. Did you know that softball was created for girls? Yet, the male gender is able to play softball, no? I don’t know about you, but I feel like there’s a fire in my stomach every time I hear or think about this subject. I just get so frustrated.
Not only am I flipping at the subject but, about the comparison of Softball to Baseball.
Baseball
Lighter, wooden bat
Smaller and lighter ball
Smaller distance from base to base
Farther distance from the batter and the pitcher’s mound
Softball
Heavier, metalic bat
Heavy and large ball
Farther running distance from base to base
Smaller distance from the batter and the pitcher’s mound
I am gapeing. They made baseball easier for themselves, and then think that they can play softball made for us girls. I am in such a foul mood right now.